Santa Poems

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Santa Singh was walking on the road and
paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "Padne waala gadha.
"Santa Singh thought for 4 hours,
erased it and wrote back,
"Likhne waala gadha."
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At a Bar in New York, the man to Laloo Yadav's
left calls up the bartender and says:
"JOHNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
The man's companion says to the bartender:
JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks,
"What about you sir??" Laloo Replies:
"LALOO YADAV, MARRIED!"
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Santa Singh : 'Look Banta,
what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?
'Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny.
And even if you make a hole at the top,
how willthe lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
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