viral deep bold thought-provoking social-network-ready statement generator – FREE!

Step ONE: choose your subject

parenting
daughter's sexuality
mourning of pet
human rights/environmental issues


Step TWO: choose your length

tweet
facebook post
somewhat long blog post
open letter/chain e-mail


Step THREE: choose your tone

playful, building up to dead serious
big guns upfront, no-bullshit rant
A-student smart, nauseating PC
candid, endearing tear-jerker



Step FOUR: choose your ending

“...for them are heroes, too.”
“...and that is exactly what he/she did.”
“...with hard work and love. It's all it takes.”
“...they said it was crazy. I can only say 'Thank you'”.


Step FIVE: click on 'WRITE IT!'

WRITE IT!


And CONGRATULATIONS!

Your viral deep bold thought-provoking statement is now READY TO POST!

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nigel pendleton (Syracuse, NY, 1977)