Aqal" Badam Khany Se Nahi

"Aqal" Badam Khany Se Nahi

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.DHOKAY

Khanay Se Aati He:|

Funy But True

Or Mene Apni Life

Mei Hamesha Dhoky

Khaey HEn

For Example

Apple

Khajoor

Angoor

Amrood

Mango

etc

Sub

 "Dho"

    "K"

Hi Khaey Hen.

Aap b dhokY khaYA KRO:

      KeEp sMiliNG

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Zalim SMS 2012

Zalim SMS 2012

1 Larki bus stop pe Naqab main kahri thi

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha:

HELLO G!

Lift chahiye kya?

Larki Boli:

Toba Abbu Main Hoon !!!

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Funny SMS

Jin:
what do you want?
Boy:
A beautiful wife
Jin:
If you are Muslim
I'll give you Mahnoor Baloch
If you are Hindu,
I'll give you Kareena Kapoor.
&
If you are Cristian
I'll give you Angelina Jillie.

What's your name?
Boy:
Haji Akshay Willium.

Jin gave him Meera
for trying to be over smart.

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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.

Funny SMS

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.

 
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.
Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)

Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)

Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?

He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.”

Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st.

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If Holly wood movies were made in Pakistan

If Holly wood movies were made in Pakistan, than the names...

Jurassic Park:

Dinasour da Raula!

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Spiderman:

Jaalay Gujjar Day!

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Superman:

Udd-da Raajput!

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Terminator:

Lohay da butt, Kadd day watt!

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Batman:

Achu Chamgadri!

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Baby's Day Out:

Azra da kaka, Pavay sayaapa!

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Sardar nay Purani Motorcycle pe

Sardar SMS



Sardar nay Purani motorcycle ko 5, 5 k Noto'n say sajaya hua tha.


Dost: Ay ki ???


Sardar: Mainu Mechanic nay keya si...


Eday uttay Rupayye la theek ho jaye gi. :-)

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Dunya ka sab say Romantic mulk kon sa hai??

Dunya ka sab say Romantic mulk kon sa hai??
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P A K I S T A N

Kyun?

Kyun k yahan her ghar mai rozana candle light dinner hota hai.

Thank you wapda.

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Khusra math k paper main uth k dance karnay laga…

Khusra math k paper main uth k dance karnay laga…

Kisi nay pucha yeh kya kar rahay ho?

Khusra: mere teacher nay kaha tha maths main her step kay 

number hotay hain.

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Wapda walo say guzarish hai keh:

Wapda walo say guzarish hai keh:

Apnay khambay or Taarein lapait kar lay jayein.

Parindo'n kay baithnay ka ALLAH PAK koi or waseela bana de ga.

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Height of hard work,

Height of hard work,

Student 5 minute main paper chhor kay chala gaya!

Teacher: Kya paper nahi aata?

Student: Wo baat nahi hai, Mujhy next paper ki Tayyari karni hai.

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Different between Love & Friendship

Different between Love & Friendship


Balance na hotay buvay kuch bhi kar k call karna is "LOVE"


&


Balance hotay huvay bhi 1 message karnay main mout aana
is FRIENDSHIP.


Shabbashhhhh Mere Dosto!

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Teacher: Her Question ka short answer do,

Teacher: Her Question ka short answer do,

Student: OK!

Teacher: What is your father's name?

Student: CNG

Teacher: What??

Student: Aap nay hi kaha keh shor answer do, To main nay day diya.

Teacher: Pura Name Batao.

Student: Chaudhery Nadeem Gujjar. :-)

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Teacher: Her Question ka short answer do,

Teacher: Her Question ka short answer do,

Student: OK!

Teacher: What is your father's name?

Student: CNG

Teacher: What??

Student: Aap nay hi kaha keh shor answer do, To main nay day diya.

Teacher: Pura Name Batao.

Student: Chaudhery Nadeem Gujjar. :-)

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Kyun chalti hai Pawan?

Kyun chalti hai Pawan?

Because of evaporation.

Kyun ghoomay hai Gagan?

Because of Earth's rotation.

Kyun machalta hai mann?

Because of disorder in digestion.

Kyun gumm hai her disha?

Because you have poor sense direction.

Kyun hota hai Nasha?

Because of Drug addiction.

Kyun aati hai Bahaar?

Because of change in season.

Kyun Lut'ta hai Qarar?

Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hai Pyar?

Because of opposite attraction.

I have explained you everything.

Ab mat kehna

"NA TUM JANO NA HUM"

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I told my Mom

I told my Mom, that I want an Apple or Blackberry...

She replied:

Kinu ka season hai beta.....Kinu khao...:-)

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MODERN DICTIONARY IN 2011

MODERN DICTIONARY IN 2011

Muhabbat:

Jis kay Dam say Restaurants Aabad Hain.

Students:

Mustaqbil ka Be-Rozgaar Tabqa.

Parda:

Jisay LArkiyaan Khirki Pe Daalti Hain.

Kitaab:

Waqt Zaya Karnay Ka Zariya.

Dill:

Baghair Operation bhi kisi ko day saktay hain.

College:

Tafreeh Gaah.

University:

Last Part Of Happy Life.

Marriage:

Gunaho ki Saza.

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A Man Got Taweez to control his wife.

A Man Got Taweez to control his wife.

After 1 Month he reports to Peer.

"No Change in Wife.

But Neighbor's wife is in Control"

Peer: Its Called "Side Effect"

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Story of Math.

Story of Math.

Must Read.

Aaj say 300 Years pehly Math bohot masoom Aur pyari thi.

Ek Din kuch Badmash Student nay MATH ko bohot Maara 

yahan tak kay Math ki Aakhri Saans thi,

Martay Waqty Sub Students ko Bad-Dua de gae

Aur

Yeh Keh kar Is Dunya Say Chali gai K Main to ja rahi hoon

Lekin,

MATHS

M: Meri

A: Aatma

T: Tumhein

H: Hamesha

S: Sataye gi.

Aaj Bhi Maths ki Aatma bhatak rahi hai,

Aur saray Students ko sata rahi hai, Aur

Hamesha Satati rahay gi.

Farward to All Students..:-)

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Teacher: 1876 ko Kya Hua tha?

Teacher: 1876 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Stupid, Quaid-e-Azam Paida Huvay Thay.

1881 Ko Kya Hua Tha?

Pathan: Masha ALLAH,

Quaid-e-Azam 5 Saal kay Ho Gaye Thay. :-)

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A beger found 100 Rs.

A beggar found 100 Rs.

He went to a 5 Star Hotel for dinner, Bill 3000 Rs.

Manager handed him to the Police.

He gave 100 Rs to the Police and was free.

Its called Financial Management without MBA.

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