A Sardar was laughing

A Sardar was laughing behind a Pathan at ATM Center.

HaHaHa I Have seen your Paswork.

Pathan: What is it?

Sardar: It's 4 Stars (****)

Pathan: HaHaHa

Wrong, It's 3384

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Doctor: Main Tumhaein aisi Medicine Doon ga

Doctor:

Main Tumhaein aisi Medicine Doon ga,

keh Tum Phir Say Jawan Ho Jao Gay.

Pathan:

Aisa Zulam na Karna Dr. Sahib..

Hum ko Pension Milnay wali hai

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Gull Khan took admissions

Gull Khan took admissions form From Peshawar University

and went to Islamabad to fill it.

Because 1st column of the form was to filled in CAPITAL.

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Ek Pathan Doosay Pathan say:

Ek Pathan Doosay Pathan say:

Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo seedha teri bhaabi kay

Dill Pay lagay

Doosra Pathan:

Yar Goli Maar day

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Teacher: 1876 ko Kya Hua tha?

Teacher: 1876 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Stupid, Quaid-e-Azam Paida Huvay Thay.

1881 Ko Kya Hua Tha?

Pathan: Masha ALLAH,

Quaid-e-Azam 5 Saal kay Ho Gaye Thay. :-)

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Petrol pump pe likha tha

Petrol pump pe likha tha;

"Don't use Mobile"

Pathan nay mobile nikala aur 

Sab friends ko call kar k kaha..

"Phone na karna main Petrol Pump pe hoon" :-)

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2 Pathano ko Bomb mila

2 Pathano ko Bomb mila.


1st Pathan: Chal Police ko day Aaein.


2nd Pathan: Agar Bomb rastay main phat gay to???


1st Pathan: Jhoot bol dain gay k phata hia he mila tha. :-)

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2 Pathan Bank Lootnay gaye

2 Pathan Bank Lootnay gaye,
Par Gun bhool gaye...


Phir Bhi Bank Loot liya...
Kaise ...????


Bank Manager Bhi Pathan Tha...
Bola: Gun Kal Dikha Jana...
Hum Ko Zuban Pe Aitibar Hai....:-)

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1 Darya (River) k kinaray

1 Darya (River) k kinaray

2 Sardar Chamach say darya main

Dahi daal rahay thay,

Pathan nay dekha to Poocha:

Yeh kya kar rahay ho ???

Sardar:

Hum log lassi bana rahay hain,

Pathan:

HAHAHAHAHA

O Pagal ka bacha log isi liye tum par

Lateefa(Jokes) banatay hain

Itna Lassi tumhara baap piye ga ??

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1 Pathan ka hath machine mai aa kar katt gaya

1 Pathan ka hath machine mai aa kar katt gaya
uskay Dost afsos karny k liye aaye, to kehny lagay:
Shukar hai k Tumhara "Seedha hath" nahi kata..
Warna tum khana kaise khaty...
Hath kis se milatay??

Pathan: Ye tum hamaray Dimagh ki Daad Do,
Aaya to hamara seedha hath hi tha,
Magar;
Hum nay foran hi kheench k Ulta hath de diya..:)

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Ek raat bht taiz barish mai..

Ek raat bht taiz barish mai..
1 Pathan ne aik ghar ka darwaza knock kiya...or Poocha..
kya Aap Dhakka Laga Do Gay???
Andar Aadmi neendmai tha es liye inkaar kr diya..
par usay guilty feel hui,
Socha barish mai kabhi main bhi phans sakta hoon..
Wo utha or bahir ja kr bola.
.
"Kya Tumhein Abhi Bhi Dhakkay Ki Zarurat Hai???"
.
Aawaz aai: "HAAN"
.
Aadmi: Theek hai bhai,
Tum ho kahan?
Pathan: Kocha yahan
.
GARDEN MAIN DEKHO..
.
HUM JHOOLAY PER HAI...:) :) :)

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