A Sardar was laughing behind a Pathan at ATM Center.HaHaHa I Have seen your Paswork.Pathan: What is it?Sardar: It's 4 Stars (****)Pathan: HaHaHaWrong, It's 3...
Showing posts with label Sardar SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar SMS. Show all posts
Thursday, 1 March 2012
Saturday, 25 February 2012
at 08:18 | 0 comments | FUNNY SMS, Sardar SMS
Sardar nay Purani Motorcycle pe
Sardar SMS Sardar nay Purani motorcycle ko 5, 5 k Noto'n say sajaya hua tha.Dost: Ay ki ???Sardar: Mainu Mechanic nay keya si...Eday uttay Rupayye la theek ho jaye gi. ...
Monday, 12 December 2011
at 10:15 | 0 comments | Sardar SMS
Aik Jin Sharab Peenay Kay Liye
Aik Jin Sharab Peenay Kay LiyeInsaan K Roop Main Aayaa..12 Glass Pee Gaya.Sardar: Tenu Chardi nahi?Jin: Main Jin Hoon.Sardar: Lay Char Gai Kanjar N...
Sunday, 11 December 2011
at 09:52 | 0 comments | Sardar SMS
Aik Sardar Cold Drinks ki Shop Pe
Aik Sardar Cold Drinks ki Shop Pe gaya Or Dukan'daar Say Bola!Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai.Dukandaar nay khol di.Phir kaha Aik 7UP Bhi KholoDukan'daar nay Khol di.Phir kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi KholoDukaan'daar nay khol di.Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew ki Bottle Bhi KholoDukaan'Daar Ghussay ho gaya or Bola:Tu kon Sii Piye ga???Sardar: Bhai jaan! Peeni Tay koi Nahi,Buss Botlaan Di"Thusssss""Thussss" Bari Pasand Aay....:-)...
Thursday, 1 December 2011
at 10:42 | 0 comments | FUNNY SMS, Sardar SMS
Ship Doob raha tha...
Ship Doob raha tha...Angraiz: Yahan say Zameen kitni door hai?Sardar: 1 Kilometer...Angraiz nay samundar main Jump laga kar Pucha,"Kis Taraf ?"Sardar: Nichay ki Taraf......
Saturday, 26 November 2011
at 10:05 | 0 comments | Pathan SMS, Sardar SMS
1 Darya (River) k kinaray
1 Darya (River) k kinaray2 Sardar Chamach say darya mainDahi daal rahay thay,Pathan nay dekha to Poocha:Yeh kya kar rahay ho ???Sardar:Hum log lassi bana rahay hain,Pathan:HAHAHAHAHAO Pagal ka bacha log isi liye tum parLateefa(Jokes) banatay hainItna Lassi tumhara baap piye ga...
at 09:14 | 0 comments | Sardar SMS
Sardar ki Bivi Pyar say boli:
Sardar ki Bivi Pyar say boli:Jaanu !Tussi Hazaara'n wichon ek ho.Sardar nay mouh pe Mukka Maara,Or Bola:Baki 999 Kon Nay ? ...
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
at 07:15 | 0 comments | Sardar SMS
Teacher to sardar
Teacher:English mai wazahat karo k"Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai,MagarKhushi aati jati rehti hai".Sardar:My wife is always with meButHer sister come and go...
Wednesday, 16 November 2011
at 09:31 | 0 comments | Sardar SMS
3 Pathan Sharab Pee kar 1 Taxi mai bethy,
.3 Pathan Sharab Pee kar 1 Taxi mai bethy,Taxy waly nay Taxi start kar kay band kar di,or Bola: Lo jee pohnch gae.1st nay Thanx kaha,2nd nay Payment di,3rd Sardar nay driver ko 1 Thappar mara.Driver samjha k isko pata chal gaya hai!Sardar bola: Aaj to tu hamein marwa hi deta,etni tez Taxi chalata hai ty ...
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