A Sardar was laughing

A Sardar was laughing behind a Pathan at ATM Center.

HaHaHa I Have seen your Paswork.

Pathan: What is it?

Sardar: It's 4 Stars (****)

Pathan: HaHaHa

Wrong, It's 3384

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Sardar nay Purani Motorcycle pe

Sardar SMS



Sardar nay Purani motorcycle ko 5, 5 k Noto'n say sajaya hua tha.


Dost: Ay ki ???


Sardar: Mainu Mechanic nay keya si...


Eday uttay Rupayye la theek ho jaye gi. :-)

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Aik Jin Sharab Peenay Kay Liye

Aik Jin Sharab Peenay Kay Liye

Insaan K Roop Main Aayaa..

12 Glass Pee Gaya.

Sardar: Tenu Chardi nahi?

Jin: Main Jin Hoon.

Sardar: Lay Char Gai Kanjar Noo!

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Aik Sardar Cold Drinks ki Shop Pe

Aik Sardar Cold Drinks ki Shop Pe gaya Or Dukan'daar Say Bola!

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai.

Dukandaar nay khol di.

Phir kaha Aik 7UP Bhi Kholo

Dukan'daar nay Khol di.

Phir kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo

Dukaan'daar nay khol di.

Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew ki Bottle Bhi Kholo

Dukaan'Daar Ghussay ho gaya or Bola:

Tu kon Sii Piye ga???

Sardar: Bhai jaan! Peeni Tay koi  Nahi,

Buss Botlaan Di

"Thusssss"

"Thussss" Bari Pasand Aay....:-)

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Ship Doob raha tha...

Ship Doob raha tha...

Angraiz: Yahan say Zameen kitni door hai?

Sardar: 1 Kilometer...

Angraiz nay samundar main Jump laga kar Pucha,

"Kis Taraf ?"

Sardar: Nichay ki Taraf...:-)

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1 Darya (River) k kinaray

1 Darya (River) k kinaray

2 Sardar Chamach say darya main

Dahi daal rahay thay,

Pathan nay dekha to Poocha:

Yeh kya kar rahay ho ???

Sardar:

Hum log lassi bana rahay hain,

Pathan:

HAHAHAHAHA

O Pagal ka bacha log isi liye tum par

Lateefa(Jokes) banatay hain

Itna Lassi tumhara baap piye ga ??

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Sardar ki Bivi Pyar say boli:

Sardar ki Bivi Pyar say boli:

Jaanu !

Tussi Hazaara'n wichon ek ho.

Sardar nay mouh pe Mukka Maara,

Or Bola:

Baki 999 Kon Nay ? :-)

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Teacher to sardar

Teacher:

English mai wazahat karo k

"Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai,

Magar

Khushi aati jati rehti hai".

Sardar:

My wife is always with me

But

Her sister come and goes.

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3 Pathan Sharab Pee kar 1 Taxi mai bethy,

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3 Pathan Sharab Pee kar 1 Taxi mai bethy,
Taxy waly nay Taxi start kar kay band kar di,
or Bola: Lo jee pohnch gae.
1st nay Thanx kaha,
2nd nay Payment di,
3rd Sardar nay driver ko 1 Thappar mara.
Driver samjha k isko pata chal gaya hai!


Sardar bola: Aaj to tu hamein marwa hi deta,
etni tez Taxi chalata hai ty ???

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